1. moltres:

    overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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  2. vagi2k14sodium:

    let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience

  3. morlarty:

    Things i want in Series 4:

    • Drunk Moriarty
    • For it to happen before 2056
    • John to say ‘no shit, Sherlock’
    • John to get pissed off at Sherlock and shout ‘WILLIAM SHERLOCK SCOTT HOLMES’ to which Sherlock replies ‘JOHN HAMISH WATSON’
    • JOHN TO SAY ‘NO SHIT, SHERLOCK’
    • Moriarty to walk into 221B with Staying alive playing from his phone and he just says ‘surprise, bitch’
    • JOHN TO SAY ‘NO SHIT, SHERLOCK’
  4. The Fault in our Slides

    • Lab Partner: Right, so what phase of mitosis do you think this is?
    • Me: *puts slide in mouth* It's metaphase, you see
  5. nosdrinker:

    a ball to life ratio of 1:1

  6. Anonymous asked: how sad were you when joffrey died?
    the queen replied:

    i waS SO FCKING SAD HOLY SHIT I WAS HEARTBROKEN

  7. officialeo:

    bbbreakfast:

    rubeitalloverme:

    THE BEST 23 SECONDS 

    Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it. 

    oh my god this video is back on my dashboard instant reblog

    ooooooooowwahhoohwahoowahh—wwwwwwwwwwoOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAA

  8. nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

    nerdjpg:

    i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

  9. ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

    ednoncosplay:

    This is the type of Jedi I would be

  10. cuttingmyhips:

    agent-british-fangirl:

    kldzbop:

    imagine banana wiht any other vowel

    bununu

    benene

    bonono

    binini

    bynyny

    Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

    A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

  11. rufusmcdoofus:

    friend sad??? SAD??? i will not tolerate

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  12. 3 favorite people: Alex Gaskarth, Jenna McDougall, Vic Fuentes [x,x,x]
  13. title: Still Into You (Acoustic)
    artist: Paramore
    played: 292,163 times
    Paramore – Still Into You (acoustic)